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Captain Thunk
Amarr
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Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.03.17 16:44:00 -
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What's wrong with Clarity Browns reporting?
It's pretty hand that whenever BoB Ken manage to do anything it appears on the right hand side of my character selection screen, as BoB Ken is so inactive recently I'd probably be oblivious otherwise.
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Captain Thunk
Amarr
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.03.17 20:58:00 -
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 Originally by: Skoot
Just so you guys know, Anyone can write those stories published by ISD and whenever you see them it was not ISD that took the initiative to write it up but actual players in the game.
And I am sure it was a kensokugoku fan boi that made that one.
I doubt it was written by a kenhadookenu fan boi. It says that they were KenCom towers defended by an AAA fleet during their own primetime. A true kenboi wouldn't allow the implication to pass that Ken has little influence in it's own future and is reliant on AAA and their sponsors, watching from the sidelines with fingers crossed daring to hope.
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Captain Thunk
Amarr
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.04.07 08:39:00 -
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Edited by: Captain Thunk on 07/04/2009 08:38:56
Clarity Brown should never stop posting.
Not that I think he needs any encouragement as even when Kenzoku have been docked for a month, he still has the remarkable ability to dredge up some story on Ken bowel movements or something.
Luckily Clarity was on hand to explain the Reikoku situation before the general public, which is significantly more stupid than a Kenzoku player, may have misinterpreted the situation and believed the greatest alliance ever to grace the face of Eve-Online may have done something stupid.
I look forward to Hilarity Browns next thrilling episode, which of course will no doubt feature everyone's favourite anime based alliance.
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Captain Thunk
Amarr
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.04.07 13:37:00 -
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Originally by: Jade Constantine
Edited by: Jade Constantine on 07/04/2009 13:33:05
Originally by: Zell Shadowcast
Who are you?
The person you owe your 100m goonfleet fees for April too. Send the isk over when you logon otherwise your section commander will have you humping roids for the next six weeks. Hop to it old chap!
Toodle-pip 
Jade Scamstantine in Eve-O forum shocker!
Shame you're not in kenzuko though, bet Clarity Brown could have managed a 2 page article out of that lil' nugget
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Captain Thunk
Amarr
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Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.04.07 14:27:00 -
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Originally by: Yarik Mendel
I must ask, did you send in a battle report article for them to publish?
I don't think many people actually care. It's just rather amusing the same clunk, Clarity Brown, produces these articles about obscure aspects of Kenzoku that for whatever reason he thinks people will be interested in. Despite being called out about it, he continues oblivious which just makes it better.
As his purpose is to both entertain and get people who wouldn't normally read these articles, to read them he's probably the most successful ISD reporter, even though it's for all the wrong reasons. I, for one cannot name any of the others.
I'm looking forward to his next article, I doubt it'll be about something stupid like the Finfleet jump freighter who x'd in local and was gang warped to a hostile pos, but maybe something like the interesting adventures of a Kenzoku small roaming gang. Just needs Kenzoku to A) Make a small roaming gang and B) Kill something. If I see one, which I doubt, then I will certainly inform Hilarity Brown and suggest the gang pilots be interviewed.
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